Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Tears of the Sun

The Takeaway: Action movies should really be exciting more than boring, right? Anyone? Bueller?

Format: Netflix Instant Streaming

Bruce Willis is just one of those guys, man. He's your bud, he's your worst nightmare. For chicks - he could cuddle you tenderly, then beat the piss out of the other dude trying to steal your purse. The man just rocks. He's a great actor and a seemingly cool, badass dude. And he's the only thing saving this war flick from getting the big "Suck it, producers!" from me. Speaking of the producers, why didn't they just go with Bored To Tears for the title? It would have been closer the mark.

There's nothing more to say. This is for Bruce Willis completists only. Though my wife liked it. Got all choked up and stuff. Still don't know why. You'll have to ask her. I didn't bother cause let's face it - that turns into a reallllllllllllllllly long conversation, and of course, my ass already hurt because even it thought it had just watched a nine hour movie. Try and enjoy, kiddies. It's Reality TV.

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