Format: Netflix Instant Streaming
First Time Screening. I can't help but want to yell, COBRA! with a slithering snake voice, only to hear YO JOE! screamed back at me. But that's a different movie. This movie has everything you could possibly want in an action flick, most importantly: A hero that doesn't do anything bad to his body, yet munches on a match. He doesn't eat pizza, but cuts it with a scissor for some reason. He spits out one-liners like a cowboy in a saloon, beats the hell out of people, wises off to his superiors (I'm particularly fond of this one!), fires incredible amounts of gun power, tosses knives like a ninja, and can't - I repeat, can't - no matter how many men attack him at the same time, he cannot get shot. That's a hero I want. Thanks, Stallone! (I have a goofy grin and I'm flashing the thumbs up) And while this will never beat down the all-time 80's cheesy action flick classic, Commando, ya just can't go wrong with a flick where Stallone wears a pair of sunglasses bigger than his head. Enjoy, kiddies. Soft Serve Ice Cream @ 66th and B'Way.